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Posted by Cathy Goodwin 
To: Maybelle Misfire
From: I. M.. Power, VP
Welcome aboard! Delighted you have accepted a position as planning analyst with Mega Corp. See you in September, as they say.
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Posted by Thick Mick.
Some consideration must be made for the many memory inconsistencies of Thick Mick. He does his best!
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Posted by John Dir
One hot summer afternoon in August, a convenience store clerk leaned against the counter waiting for a customer to come along. Pretty soon a young boy entered the store, who looked to be around eight years old. This was the first time the clerk could recall having seen the boy come into the store. Getting inside turned out to be quite a chore for the child as he struggled to get the big door open without dropping an arm load of soda pop bottles he was carrying.
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Posted by Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Critics cheered the publication of a conditionally new book, The American Home Front, penned by Alistair Cooke, most widely known as the host of Masterpiece Theater but earlier on an innovative British journalist.
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Posted by Rev. James L. Snyder
Often a store has a sign with the warning, "You break it, you
bought it." This is to keep people from...
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Posted by B. Blitterless & E. Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005
OH OH - IT'S OCTOBER
Or, it's Merry Monster-Mashing Month...
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Posted by Eric Head
1. The Ball Bearing
In this practical joke, you take a small metal ball bearing and place it inside the hub cap of your victim's tire. When the victim gets in his car and begins to drive, the ballbearing will bounce around making all kinds of racket. As the victim's car gains momentum, the centrifugal force of the tire will cause the ballbearing to stay put and there will be no noise. Then as the victim slows down, the ball bearing will break free from the centrifugal force and begin making a loud racket all over again.
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Posted by Verleen Wonderly
I will start this by saying that yes, I did miss being an April Fool, but only by a tiny margin. I was born just twenty minutes after midnight on April 2nd, and the events of the prior day in my home were quite interesting to say the least.
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